Tuesday, May 16, 2006

My Milkshake Brings All The Boys To The Yard

My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard
And their like, It's better than yours
Damn right it's better than yours
I can teach you, But I have to charge
I know you want it
The thing that makes me
What the guys go crazy for
They lose their minds, The way I wind,I think its time
[Chorus x2]
La la-la la la,Warm it up.
Lala-lalala,The boys are waiting
My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard
And their likeIt's better than yours
Damn right it's better than yours,
I can teach you, But I have to charge
I can see youre on it
You want me to teach thee
Techniques that freaks these boys,It can't be bought
Just know, thieves get caught
Watch if your smart
[Chorus x2]
La la-la la la
Warm it up,La la-la la la
The boys are waiting
My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard
And their likeIt's better than yours
Damn right it's better than yours
I can teach you, But I have to charge
Oh, once you get involved
Everyone will look this way-so
You must maintain your charm
Same time maintain your halo
Just get the perfect blend
Plus what you have within
Then next his eyes are squint
Then he's picked up your scent
[Chorus x2]
Lala-lalala,Warm it up
Lala-lalala,The boys are waiting
My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard
And their like, It's better than yours
Damn right it's better than yours
I can teach you, But I have to charge
- Kelis

His eyes are squint? The perfect blend? He's picked up your scent? Am I missing something, or is this just an ode to The Milky Mammary?

In a quick update: have a spoken word piece to do on Saturday night. Planning a lacto-pornesque kind of thing, complete with milk-moustache and/or drinking a glass of soy while speaking so it all dribbles down my chin and shirtfront. First piece of lacto-art from LactoGrrl. Will post the draft here, and pix if I get any.

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